Ins and Outs at the Disrepair Shop

 The in-house secretary was given the sack

And the soldier returned home from abroad
A former cabinet maker, Dave is now back
But first they had to make him a lord
The bodywork mender now tends the land
Replaced by another young hopeful
Let’s hope he'll improve in a position less grand
The performance in the shop was quite woeful
Why did these changes have to take place?
Was it to show the public who’s boss?
Maybe it was merely just to save face?
Does anybody really give a toss?